If you can make a woman laugh, you can get her into bed. Try saying these funny things to women. (She’ll bubble up with laughter!)
Sometimes by saying funny things to women, the laughter loosens her up making her receptive and not worried about what everyone else is thinking or will think about her. If you can master the art of making her laugh you’re well on your way to having a good time.
Make her laugh and take her home. Tonight.
Using humor is one of the most effective tools you can have when you want to meet girls and have a good love life. By using funny things to say to women, girls will know that you have a great sense of humor and will be able to make them laugh. One of the best ways to do this is to simply develop an interest in comedy and have funny things to say to women on your mind constantly.
It’s also important to figure out what sort of sense of humor you have. I know for me, I have a very dry, sarcastic sense of humor. The funny things to say to women that I use tend to be very dry. Other people have a more light and humorous sense of humor, while others have a bit of a deep thinking type of sense of humor.
One of the guys I know is just amazing with women simply because he is funny. Whenever I go to visit him he’s always showing me a funny TV show or funny documentary or a comedian on stage. He’s a genius at finding funny things to say to women because he is always watching funny stuff. So start to develop an interest and this really helps you with girls, not only with conversation, but also with date ideas. You can take girls to a comedy show, or you can take them to a comedy movie, and there are often comedy festivals that are on. The more comedy you have in your life, the easier it is to find funny things to say on a date.
It also allows you to do something when you bring her back to your place. You can maybe put some comedy on your laptop or your TV in your bedroom, and this is really great for setting the mood. There’s something about comedy and laughing that just seems to get women in a good mood, it gets them turned on, it gets them to be horny.
So I highly recommend building humor into your lifestyle. Seriously overdose with comedy. This is the easiest way to have an unlimited library of funny things to say to women. Start to develop more of an interest in it, and start to study comedians. Find comedians that you like, start to go to some comedy shows, start to develop your own sense of humor. Start modeling and copying some of the things you’ve heard and start integrating them into with your conversations so that you always have fresh and new funny things to say to women.If you can meet girls and make them laugh, it gets them to feel comfortable and trust you. They will start seeing you in a positive way.
Even if you’re not the most attractive guy, or you’re not the richest guy, or you don’t have everything going for you, you can make up for a lot of that by just being really funny. If you are the king at finding funny things to say to women, none of that superficial stuff really matters.
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Here are some more suggestions for things to do:
- Think of the girl you like most right now, and ask her out.
- Do a silly little dance in the street.
- Ask more questions than you normally would in a day.
- Estimate how many words you say on average in a day, and try and beat that average.
- Make an effort to know the people around you in your everyday life better.
- Count how many females you talked to last week, and beat that this week.
- Talk to an attractive girl.
- Deliberately ask two girls out for a threesome.
- Throw “I’d like to have sex with you” into the conversation within 3 minutes of talking to a new girl.
- Ask a girl out who is 20 years older than you.
Did thinking about the above tips make you smile? Well, these techniques will make her giggle and smile, just for you! But the truth is: mixing humor with seduction is even more powerful. This free video presentation gives you all the tips you need (and shows you exactly how): Secret Seduction Sequence
