Below are the top 10 reasons to believe you can attract any woman, for your reading pleasure:
10. Because you’re at a women’s prison. What a good reason, but definitely don’t be proud even if you’re convinced it’s true, for obvious reasons.
9. Because you’re taking a Women and Gender’s Studies class. The reasoning for this is similar to that of the previous one; it’s much easier to believe you can attract any women when you are the only straight man in the room. Added to this is the fact that if you have the balls to take such a class as a straight man, you probably do have some skills attracting women.
8. Because you’re drunk. You might not be right on this one, but man, being wasted is a great member of the top 10 reasons to believe you can attract any woman. The newfound faith in yourself after a few drinks might actually astound you. One minute you’re too scared to approach her, the next you’re telling her you just noticed a hole in the bottom of her dress. Keep drinking, just keep drinking…
7. Because you’re surrounded by a bunch of women who are drunk. I gotta say, this is a much more realistic reason than the previous reason. If you’re drunk you tend to be sloppy and gross. If they’re drunk, you tend to be charming and hot.
6. You’re wearing Old Spice. Women love Old Spice. I don’t know why, but they do. Old spice attracts women. Just trust me on this one.
5. You have a history of attracting pretty much any woman. Is this a cop-out answer? Perhaps. But that does nothing to decrease its accuracy; if you’ve had a brilliant run of attracting women, this is a great reason to believe you can continue to do so.
4. You’re really f**king attractive. This member of the top 10 reasons to believe you can attract any woman is a fairly obvious one, and for sure, attractive men are by far the most likely to have this belief. Good for you, if you are one of them. If not, good for them.
3. It will lead to you projecting confidence, which is always attractive. This is probably the most important and best reason to believe you can attract any woman. Women love confident guys, and find them extremely attractive. Anything that can engender confidence is a good thing to try or to believe in, and believing you can get any girl is certainly something that qualifies.
2. You just read The Game: Penetrating the Secret Society of Pick-Up Artists, by Neil Strauss. Not only did you read it, but you freaking took notes on it, and memorized the techniques he talks about. They seem infallible. Believe in the new and improved version of yourself you can now become!
1. You are Neil Strauss. And let’s face it, he really can attract any woman. The man’s a legend.
There you have it, the top 10 reasons to believe you can attract any woman. Hope you enjoyed.